Blue People! Amirite?
The slogan "Blue Lives Matter" implies there's an oppressed race of Blue people. Who are these "people of indigo" and why are so many of them jerks?
I Guess the Problem Wasn’t 2020
Turns out 2021 didn't magically wash away our problems, but at least now we can have fun making fun of ourselves for every time we blamed them on the year.
Why Do Trump’s Polls Never Change?
He’s a master of morbitity, and our depression is the secret to his success.
So You’ve Noticed Our Elections Are Rigged!
We have a long and proud tradition of not counting votes.
How 5th Grade Boys Showed Me Trump Could Win in 2016
More armchair political psychology and fart jokes.